What device does Mario use to communicate with the dead?

A Lou-ouija board.

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What hand do you wipe with?

Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

How do you subdue a large snake?

You use a boa restrictor

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What do Han and Chewbacca use to communicate?

A wookiee talkie.

How do street urchins communicate with each other?

Gutterskype.

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What are Mario and Luigi's overalls made of?

Denim, denim, denim.

What kind of jeans does mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

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What dose a device that makes electricity and a person who likes a comment on caitlyn's face book page have in common?

They are both generators (jenner-rater)

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!