What device does Mario use to communicate with the dead?

A Lou-ouija board.

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How is she?

Doctor: "I'm afraid she's critical". Me: "Oh, you get used to that...".

Why do you ask for my daughters hand in marriage?

Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"

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How do skeletons communicate?

A cell bone. *just got it off a popsicle.

How does a deaf Gynecologist communicate with his patients?

He reads lips.

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What kind of pants does Mario wear to work?

Denim denim denim p

What type of pants does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

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What did one device say to the other?

A: Are you syncing what I"m syncing

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!