What device does Mario use to communicate with the dead?

A Lou-ouija board.

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How can you tell that a black person used your computer?

It's gone.

Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

He couldn't decide what font to use.

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How do you communicate with a fish?

Drop him a line.

How do turtles communicate?

With shell phones.

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What kind of pants does Mario wear to work?

Denim denim denim p

What's Mario's favorite pants?

Denim Denim Denim

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What dose a device that makes electricity and a person who likes a comment on caitlyn's face book page have in common?

They are both generators (jenner-rater)

What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.