What device does Mario use to communicate with the dead?

A Lou-ouija board.

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Why do sailors use liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.

What mysterious hair product does Lucifer use to keep himself looking good?

Arcane-gel!

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How do neurons communicate?

Cell phones

How do skeletons communicate?

A cell bone. *just got it off a popsicle.

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What type of pants does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim.

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Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!