What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Divorce

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What do you call a man with a kilt over his head ?

Scott !

What's the difference between a man falling from 100ft and a man falling from 10ft ?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh - SMACK SMACK - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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What animal is endangered by tooth decay?

Molar bears!

What animal lives on the farm and says "moo"?

A bilingual chicken

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What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!

What did the gamer wife told his gamer husband after they got divorced?

Good support in-game, bad in giving child support. gg no re

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What separates the men from the boys in the Catholic Church?

A condom.

How do you separate two blind people fighting?

You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"