What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Divorce

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Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

How did the man see her?

It was a bright sunny day.

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Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

What animal has bad memory and climbs mountains?

A Forgoat.

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Why did the dentist divorce the manicurist?

She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.

Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

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Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

What separates the men from the boys in the Navy?

A crowbar.