What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Divorce

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

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What is the best animal related joke you know?

These jokes should be any jokes that are even vaguely related to animals!

What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

Why did the cab driver get a divorce?

Because he had a fare.

What do you call the divorce between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?

a Brexit

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What separates animals from humans?

The Mediterranean.

What river separates China and India?

Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)