What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Divorce

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Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.

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What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Divorce

What do you call an animal that doesn't matter?

Irrelephant.

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

How was my engagement the same as my divorce?

In the end, I settled.

Why divorce now after all this time together?

Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.

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Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry?

Because red shirts die easily.

How did the greeks separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.