How was my engagement the same as my divorce?

In the end, I settled.

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Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

Why did the English major break up with the pilot?

Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.

Settle Jokes More Settle Jokes

Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land

Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes?

In a pellet court!

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Why Don't You Lick Me Like That?

Because Yogurt Tastes Better" The Divorce Is Next Tuesday

Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!