How was my engagement the same as my divorce?

In the end, I settled.

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Why do Polish people's names end in 'ski'?

Because they can't spell toboggan.

Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends !

Settle Jokes More Settle Jokes

Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.

What is a dad joke?

Punchlines that got married and settled down.

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What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

What's the definition of divorce?

The screwing you get for the screwing you got!