How was my engagement the same as my divorce?

In the end, I settled.

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End Jokes More End Jokes

When I have complicated problems I always ask myself, what would my imaginary wife do?

And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.

What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!

Settle Jokes More Settle Jokes

What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"

Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.

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Why is it so expensive to divorce a woman here in California?

Because it's worth it.

Why did the 2 stem cell researchers get a divorce?

Because they grew a part.