What's the definition of divorce?

The screwing you get for the screwing you got!

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How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hehe... 'screw' Alternatively: 69, but everyone expects that one.

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What is the definition of 'making love'?

Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.

What's the definition of perfect pitch?

A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

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What do a tornado and a divorce in the South have in common?

Someone is losing their trailer..

What is a recently divorced woman's favorite fruit?

Mango!