What's the definition of divorce?

The screwing you get for the screwing you got!

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How many engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was.

How many women does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Only one, but with a perticular FETISH

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What is the definition of a Yankee?

A Yankee is the same as a quickie except you're by yourself

What's the definition of gross?

Two vampires fighting over a used tampon

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What's the most trifling thing about divorce when you have kids?

Child custardy

What's the definition of divorce?

The screwing you get for the screwing you got!