What's the definition of divorce?

The screwing you get for the screwing you got!

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. But I don't know how they got in there.

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What is the definition of a minor 2nd chord?

Two flutists playing in unison.

How many philosophers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It depends on the definition of lightbulb.

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What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

What's the most trifling thing about divorce when you have kids?

Child custardy