What's the definition of divorce?

The screwing you get for the screwing you got!

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How many mice does it takes to screw, in a lightbulb?

Two, as always.

How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One. No two. No... How many do we have on the truck

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What is the definition of a good farmer?

A man outstanding in his field.

What is the definition of a major seventh?

A: A violist playing octaves.

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Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

Why are divorces so expensive?

Because they are worth it!