What's the definition of divorce?

The screwing you get for the screwing you got!

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What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo!

How Many Friend Zoned Men Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

None, they just all stand around complaining that it won't screw!

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Whats the definition of love true love and showing off?

Spitting swallowing and gargling.

What's the definition of macho?

Jogging home from your vasectomy.

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Why did Walt and Skyler get divorced?

There was no chemistry.

Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.