What's the definition of divorce?

The screwing you get for the screwing you got!

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How do Astronauts screw in a lightbulb?

They don't: They screw in a vacuum.

How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

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What is the definition of stalking?

When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it

What is the definition of Robin ?

A bird who steals !

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How was my engagement the same as my divorce?

In the end, I settled.

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'