3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts.
A. Nobody knows, there's no light.
Two, but I don't know how they got in there.
More guns!
21, the first 20 will just repost an old one.
Does it even matter? We're all screwed anyway, man."
A: One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
About 3 replies in the top comment thread.
A disposable camera doesn't have to reload 3 times to take 30 shots.
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Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"
He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents.
Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.
Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.
Two kilomockingbirds (credit goes to my old physics book)
It's the bot that counts.
Reddit.
Doesn't matter, the real joke is in the comments.