3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts.
None, they're all screwed.
Two.
None it is done by the automatic pilot.
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Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.
because he changed the light bulb before it was cool
My ex wife.
3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.
It must be heredditory.
Because you already read-it.
A liar.
Fast Food!!! ... I'll see myself out. Credit goes to Safari Animals Oatmeal by Quaker.
They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.
It's the bot that counts.
Doesn't matter, the real joke is in the comments.