Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Montana?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin!

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What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples?

A senior high school math problem.

How many SEC football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1. And they get 3 credits for it.

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What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

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How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Detroit?

Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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Which is the favorite US State of Miley Cyrus ?

Montana.

What do you say to the Montana barista when they overfill your chamomile?

Beautiful