Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Montana?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin!

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What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

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What's easier to unload, a truck full of bowling balls or a truck of babies?

The babies of course, you can use a pitchfork!

What is the difference between a baby and a stamp?

I don't have a stamp collection.

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Puerto Rico?

He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

Why Wasn't Jesus born in Italy?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

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Which is the favorite US State of Miley Cyrus ?

Montana.

What do you say to the Montana barista when they overfill your chamomile?

Beautiful