Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Montana?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin!

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What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar?

I don't know.

Why did the baseball player fail at the math test?

He used base 3.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Ireland?

They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Washington DC?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin

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Which is the favorite US State of Miley Cyrus ?

Montana.

What do you say to the Montana barista when they overfill your chamomile?

Beautiful