3 Wise Man Jokes

How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Washington DC?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin

Why wasn't Christ born in Ireland?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Utah?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Puerto Rico?

He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Detroit?

Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Ireland?

They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Montana?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin!

Why Wasn't Jesus born in Italy?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

Why did jesus not go to australia?

He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.