Why wasn't Christ born in Ireland?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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How did 3 know 4 was a Ballerina?

He had a 2-2.

Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Montana?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin!

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How do you unite both the Catholics and Protestants in Ireland?

By sending in millions of Muslims

What's the difference between Ireland and America?

When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.

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Why wasn't Christ born in Ireland?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Montana?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin!

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Why wasn't Christ born in Italy?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Where did Christ get his ripped abs?

Cross fit