Where did Christ get his ripped abs?

Cross fit

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A bird who knocks before delivering its message !

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Who would win in a fight?

A bicycle wheel or an old book Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped.

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Where did Christ get his ripped abs?

Cross fit

Why wasn't Christ born in Italy?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.