Where did Christ get his ripped abs?

Cross fit

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What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?

Tarzan stripes forever.

What do you get when you cross Game of Thrones with Cartoon Network?

Johnny Braavos

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Whole Foods?

Ripped off.

Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

because they were a rip off

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Why wasn't Christ born in Italy?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Why wasn't Christ born in Ireland?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.