Where did Christ get his ripped abs?

Cross fit

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Why did the Sheikh cross the road?

To get to the other wife.

Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?

A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!

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Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

What happens when a magician gets mad?

He rips out his hare!

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Where did Christ get his ripped abs?

Cross fit

Why wasn't Christ born in Ireland?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.