Where did Christ get his ripped abs?

Cross fit

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What was the best thing about Jesus' crucifixion?

Well, the cross was a big plus

What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car?

A !

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How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

Why did Steve Irwin's sunscreen get recalled?

It didn't protect him from harmful rays Edit: Steve Irwin was the man. RIP

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Why wasn't Christ born in Ireland?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Why wasn't Christ born in Italy?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.