How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

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Let's meet up in the corner.

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If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown shoot it down.

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Time to try the udder one."

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How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

What article of clothing is round and rubbery?

Attire.