How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

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How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

Who has the better search engine: Yahoo, Google, or Microsoft?

I dunno. Let's google it!

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ?

An udder failure !

Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.

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What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief

Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?

They get to meet their old flames!

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Why did Steve Irwin's sunscreen get recalled?

It didn't protect him from harmful rays Edit: Steve Irwin was the man. RIP

What happens when redditors die?

RIP in box

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What is a pirates favorite article of clothing?

His sc*aaarrrr*f Edit: I get it guys, you all have better punchlines than me.

Why is depressed clothing so convenient?

It hangs itself