How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

How do you define a farmer?

Someone that's outstanding in their field.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

When should you feel sorry for a skunk?

When its spray pump is out of order!

How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company?

He was shocked.

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Why did Steve Irwin's sunscreen get recalled?

It didn't protect him from harmful rays Edit: Steve Irwin was the man. RIP

What happens when redditors die?

RIP in box

Clothing Jokes More Clothing Jokes

What piece of clothing is made overseas in an Asia country?

Japanese

What type of clothing does a House wear?

Address.