How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

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Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

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Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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How did the farmer find his daughter?

He Tractor.

Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

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Why did the shark go to the doctors?

Because he didn't feel very whale

How did Moses feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt.

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Rip in peace

What did the vegetarian do to get ripped?

He juiced...

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Why is depressed clothing so convenient?

It hangs itself

How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.