How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why were all the computers in the company frozen?

Because they let IT go

What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra."

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.

Rip Jokes More Rip Jokes

What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?

Because he was de-composing.

Clothing Jokes More Clothing Jokes

What is a pirates favorite article of clothing?

His sc*aaarrrr*f Edit: I get it guys, you all have better punchlines than me.

What is the cutest piece of clothing?

Cutie