How do you sell a deaf guy a frog?

DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.

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Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

What makes me want to lose the will to live?

r/Jokes!

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What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair ?

Lily !

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What do blacks and apples have in common?

If they're not being sold on a farm they're hanging from a tree. Da ho, no I didnt.

What do you call a factory that sells passable products?

A satisfactory

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What should you buy if your hair falls out ?

A good vacuum cleaner !

What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

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What did the drifter say to the person he hit ?

RIP my E-brake

What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

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How do you sell a deaf guy a frog?

DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.

What did a chemist say to a deaf guy?

Does it matter