How do you sell a deaf guy a frog?

DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.

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What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

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What happened to the frog who parked illegally?

he got toad

What happens to a frog that parks illegally?

He gets toad.

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Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.

What do you say to a black guy selling drugs?

What did you think it would be, you racist?

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Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea?

Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

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Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?

Because he was de-composing.

Whole Foods?

Ripped off.

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas ?

A Headphone

What did the deaf guy say to the blind guy?

I can't hear you, but I can see your point