Whole Foods?

Ripped off.

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What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

What did the neckbeard say while giving the eulogy for his extremely flatulent friend?

Rip in peace

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What do dark humour and food have in common?

Only some people get it.

What's the only thing worse than finding a roach in your food?

Finding half of a roach in your food.