Whole Foods?

Ripped off.

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What did one toilet roll say to another toilet roll?

People keep ripping me off.

How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

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Whole Foods "All the cash in a bag NOW!" 100% organic reusable bag ok?

Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag

How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

Allah carte.