Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.

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Why does tigger have no friends?

Because he plays with pooh.

Why did the mushroom have so many friends?

He was a fungi.

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What do you call a lady with one leg that is shorter than the other?

Aileen

Who was that lady I saw you with last night?

The Canadian says "That was my wife."

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Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)

What do you call a terrorist's girlfriend?

A Guantanamo Bae Thought of this one earlier and just had to share

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Why are there so many Asians?

Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it.

What kind of food do zombies hate?

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Stop being so elfish, Karen!"

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Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.

Why did the optimistic Chinese guy wish he had multiple personality disorder?

He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.