Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.

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What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor

Why was the new Mexican sad?

He was out of meth. Why was the old Mexican sad All his friends are dead.

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Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ?

To boldly go where no man has been before !

Why are none talking in the ladies sauna?

They are sitting on their lips!

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A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.

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Testicles.

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Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

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Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

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Stop being so elfish, Karen!"

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Me: 'How To Kidnap A Coworker' CW:... Me: Not you, Karen. A pretty one.

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Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.

Why did the optimistic Chinese guy wish he had multiple personality disorder?

He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.