Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends...?

Because he's married. (I'll see myself out).

What is he doing now?

Friend: "Nothing" Me: "But I thought he got the job! " Friend: "Yes he did."

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Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "

When do you kick a dwarf in the balls?

When he is standing next to your lady saying her hair smells nice.

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Sandwiches. Friend told me this today and had to share

What do you call two witches who share a room?

Broom-mates.

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Why doesn't your menu list prices?

Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.

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What's your real name again?

Khaleesi (Kristen Wiig): Karen

Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.

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Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.

What do you call a woman with multiple personality disorder?

Polly