Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why do the homies call their friend Paragraph?

Because he's too short to be an essay

What's your best racist joke?

I was just looking for some good racially insensitive jokes for my friends. Gimme your worst, Reddit.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Why did the lady stare at the orange juice?

Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!

Why are none talking in the ladies sauna?

They are sitting on their lips!

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)

Why don't u share a bed?

cried Baby Bear.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Why is the food so cold and bland?

Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.

Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.

Karen Jokes More Karen Jokes

What's your real name again?

Khaleesi (Kristen Wiig): Karen

What book you reading there?

Me: 'How To Kidnap A Coworker' CW:... Me: Not you, Karen. A pretty one.

Multiple Personality Disorder Jokes More Multiple Personality Disorder Jokes

Why did the optimistic Chinese guy wish he had multiple personality disorder?

He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.

What do you call a woman with multiple personality disorder?

Polly