Why do the homies call their friend Paragraph?

Because he's too short to be an essay

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What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential.

Who is always your friend at school?

Your princi-pal.

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What did the mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

Why are Hispanic dwarves called Paragraphs?

They're too short to be called Essays.

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What do you call a midget mexican?

A paragraph since he isn't a full essay

What do you call a little Mexican child?

A paragraph, because he's too short to be an essay.

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What do you call a black detective?

Sherlock Homie

What would you call Macaulay Culkin if he was black?

Homie alone