Who is always your friend at school?

Your princi-pal.

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

What do you call a child with no friends?

A target

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How did the snow man get to school?

He took his icicle

How did the Endorian get to school every day?

Ewok'd.