Who is always your friend at school?

Your princi-pal.

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What did Einstein text to his friend who he'd see tomorrow?

E=MC U L8R

When is a dog not a dog?

When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend.

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What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof