What is blue and does not fit?

A dead epileptic.

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What's the difference between a barrel rider, and a can of Copenhagen?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a can of Copenhagen.

How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!

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What's blue and doesn't fit anymore?

A dead epileptic.

What is blue and does not fit?

A dead epileptic.