What's the difference between a barrel rider, and a can of Copenhagen?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a can of Copenhagen.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction?

There's only one Bender in Futurama

What's the difference between Prince and a White Dwarf?

Nothing, they're both dead stars.

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What does a priest and a christmas tree have in common?

The balls are for decoration!

What do you call a cow in an earthquake?

A milkshake What do you call a cow with no legs ground beef What do you call a cow with 3 legs lean beef

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How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ?

Getting it to fit over a bucket !

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How much for this toaster?

An arm & a leg." "How about a leg & 2 fingers " "A leg & 3 fingers." "Deal!" - Cannibal Pawn Stars

What is the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball