What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ?

Getting it to fit over a bucket !

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Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

What do you milk you can't see?

Pasteurized milk.

Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

What's the hardest part about making a manicure joke?

You really have to nail it

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement ?

Permanent waves !

What's worse than raining buckets?

A) Hailing taxis!

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

Why do mice have such small balls?

Because not very many of them can dance.