What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ?

Getting it to fit over a bucket !

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Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How do you milk sheep?

A: With iPhone accessories.

What's the fastest liquid on earth?

Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.

Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

What is the hardest part about sleeping with twenty one year olds?

There is twenty of them

What's the hardest part about working as a nurse or doctor at a women's hospital?

When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?

A tail pail!

What's the difference between a bucket of blended dead baby and a bucket of sand?

I can't gargle sand.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

A: Catch.

What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ?

Bubble and squeak !