What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ?

Getting it to fit over a bucket !

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Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.

Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

What do you have on?

The man says, "I have a hard on but I didn't know you could smell it."

What is the hardest part about sleeping with twenty one year olds?

There is twenty of them

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

Why weren't there any black men in the trojan horse?

They couldn't fit.

How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight?

She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

What do a bucket and a woman have in common?

Before 1928, neither could vote.

How do American chickens cross the road?

In a bucket.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What mouse was a Roman emperor ?

Julius Cheeser !

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.