What do a bucket and a woman have in common?

Before 1928, neither could vote.

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Why do women like roses?

Because they are pretty and hurt you.

What do all battered women have in common?

In a frustrated voice) They just don't listen.

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What do Asians do during an erection?

They vote

What does a Japanese man do when there's an erection?

He votes!

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What's worse than raining buckets?

A) Hailing taxis!

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken ?

She kicked the bucket !