What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth?

You can't gargle with the sand.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between beekeeping and falconry?

Falconers have to be more talon-ted

What's the difference between the standard alphabet and Christmas alphabet?

There's Noel.

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

Why is the sand at the beach Wet?

because the sea weed.

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ?

Getting it to fit over a bucket !

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket... With a blender How do you get them out again?

With tortilla chips

Gargle Jokes More Gargle Jokes

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.