Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

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Addict Jokes More Addict Jokes

What do you call someone addicted to both crack and weed?

A rockin' roller.

What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What's the difference between menstrual fluid and sand?

You can't gargle sand.

Why is it impossible to starve in the desert?

Because of the sand which is there.

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

What do women and Slinkies have in common?

Not much, but you can't help but crack a smile when see some tumbling down the stairs.

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

Why will we never know if Rick James was bald?

Rogaine is a hell of a drug.

What do you tell a mathematician if he does drugs?

You're high-on-pot...enuse. Thanks Key&Peele, I'll see myself out.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

How did Reddit not fell down yet?

I mean, it is only hanging by threads...

What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

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Why were a bunch of realist artists offended at a Matisse gallery opening?

They didn't like the public displays of abstraction.

What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl