They don't like getting sand in their crack.
Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.
A quackhead.
Cross fit
He didn't want people to see his tan lines.
I ate sand.
Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.
A.When we see your face we both crack up!
A: You crack it up.
Crack-a-lacking
I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!
Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark
Drummers
Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.
They both like girls