Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

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What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

Why does the addict avoid going to the bank?

Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.

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Why did the obtuse triangle go to the beach?

Because it was more than 90 degrees.

Where's the best place to have a waffle on the beach?

San Diego. (Sandy Eggo)

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How many grains of sand are there in the world?

As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.

Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind?

Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm

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Why are homeless people always laughing?

Because they crack themselves up!

Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting?

He was addicted to crack.

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How did Whitney Houston take the drugs?

All at once.

Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

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What did one earring say to the other?

What did one earring say to the other? You go on a head, i'll just hang round 'ere

How are black people and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from trees

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Where do terrorists like to go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak Bar

What did the number zero say to the number 8?

I like your belt