Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

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Addict Jokes More Addict Jokes

Who is the favorite author of someone addicted to ecstasy?

Steven King. JK Rowling.

What did the drug test say to the addict?

URINE TROUBLE!"

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.

What did the man say after his wife was dragged off the beach by a seal?

Welp, seal ate her.

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What do you have when you have a mother in law buried up to her neck in sand?

not enough sand.

What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

What do lightning bolts do when they laugh?

They crack up

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What kind of drugs do ducks use?

Quack.

What kind of drugs do ducks take?

The snort quack.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole?

A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.

What did the surfer say to David Carradine?

Hang tight

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math?

Because he likes to Count.

What do you call an American who does not like apple pie?

A Communist