Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

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Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

because he was in Da-Nile

Whats the best thing about being addicted to speed?

Only one more sleep until Christmas!

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What do you call a woman rolling around on a beach?

Sandy

What does Sonic the Hedgehog wear when he goes to the beach?

A speedo

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What do you call a gust of wind full of sand?

A rough draft

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

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What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

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What do you call Mike Tyson on drugs?

Methed up

What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.

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Why did the toilet make a joke about the balls?

It was low hanging fruit.

Why was the leaf hanged?

For tree-son. Ha-ha. Ha.

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Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

Who here likes Olympic Frisbees?

Discus.