Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

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Addict Jokes More Addict Jokes

What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

Why are wires addicted to electricity?

They can't resist.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

How many people on a beach does it take to screw in a light bulb?

depends on how many survivors there are. too soon.

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What's the difference between a bucket of blended dead baby and a bucket of sand?

I can't gargle sand.

Why is it impossible to starve in the desert?

Because of the sand which is there.

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

What's the smartest dinosaur?

Thesaurus Rex! omg, I crack myself up! Skip

What do alcoholics and necropheliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

How does the devil measure his drugs?

In pentagrams

Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What's gray squeaky and hangs around in caves ?

Stalagmice !

What did the people who hung Jesus to the cross say?

Nailed it

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What did the phone say to the other phone after a bad rejection?

If you like it then you shudda put a ringtone on it.

What do you call a bear that likes men when it's happy and women when it's sad?

A Bipolar Bear