They don't like getting sand in their crack.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....
Hyrule.
the Crystal Methodists
A rockin' roller.
Because they'll crack up anyways
Steven King. JK Rowling.
Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.
Only one more sleep until Christmas!
because he was in Da-Nile
Because he was addicted to Coke.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
We abuse
It's morphine time!
Crackula
A meth lab!
They both have PAWS
A quackhead.
Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.
They can't resist.
Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.
URINE TROUBLE!"
All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!
A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.
All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.
His K'Nex!
Because of the sand which is there.
Because the waves keep going "shhhhhh".
All-porpoise cleaner.
A tea bag stays longer in a cup.
Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent
Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.
Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves the Red Hot Chili Peppers are slaves to the heroin!
Cracktose Intolerant
Catch you later
He caught her in a 4-way
Simple, you get stoned twice
Of mice and men joke) Because they ran out of Weed :D
A "C" gull!
