What do frogs drink ?

Hot croako !

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Why cant people with no feet drink milk?

Because they are lack toes intolorent.

Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

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What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

What happens to illegally parked frogs ?

They get toad away.