What do frogs drink ?

Hot croako !

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What's the difference between a religion and a cult?

A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.

What do you call a 16th-century seer who drinks straight out of the can?

No-straw-damus! (please be gentle on me as you berate me.)

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What's green then turns red really quickly?

A frog in a blender

What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.