What do you call a 16th-century seer who drinks straight out of the can?

No-straw-damus! (please be gentle on me as you berate me.)

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What do horses drink at the bar?

Chardon-neigh

Why is it customary to drink 8 mojitos a day in Cuba?

It's the Hemming way.