Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?

Who knows - maybe they're picklish!

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How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training

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What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

Why are you not laughing?

Cos I'm quitting today."

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What did the gladiator say when he was surrounded by nearly 100 men?

IC

Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?

Because they are both surrounded by nuts.

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What did the burger do when he ate his enemy the hotdog?

he relished it

Where do burgers go when they die?

Burgatory

Pickle Jokes More Pickle Jokes

What do you get when you mix a pickle and a deer?

A dilldoe

What do you call a pickle on sale?

A sweet Dill.