Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?

Who knows - maybe they're picklish!

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Why should you never date someone with a lazy-eye...?

Because you never know if they're seeing someone on the side.

Why did the blonde move to L.A.?

Blonde: I don't know. Why Teller: It was easier to spell. Blonde: Easier than what

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What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

Why should you never laugh at thieves in a car-accident?

It could be your car

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How are cats like empty wine bottles?

I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both.

Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?

Because they are both surrounded by nuts.

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Which burgers love to act?

Ham-burgers!

What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!

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What kind of pickles does Miley Cyrus like in her relish?

twerkins

What do you get when you mix a pickle and a deer?

A dilldoe