Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?

Who knows - maybe they're picklish!

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What is the opposite of Dominoes?

Domi does not know....

Why the patriots deflated 11 balls out of 12?

because they knew the "12" will be deflated during/after Superbowl.

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What does it take to make a squid laugh?

Ten tickles.

What did they sew you up with?

My Dad laughing so hard - as he said "That's not funny!" Cat Gut

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by 1000 white people?

Mr.President

Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?

Because they are both surrounded by nuts.

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What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

Which burger is famous for a long nose?

Cyrano de Burgerac!

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.

What do they have for lunch at Monster School?

Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.