Which burgers love to act?

Ham-burgers!

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Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily?

It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!

Why do you love me?

Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart*

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What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?

Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.

Why do men act like idiots?

Who says they're acting

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What's the difference between a burger and a burglar?

Cooking times.

What did the burger do when he ate his enemy the hotdog?

he relished it

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What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger?

Ham Burger is 'well done' and Chief Justice Warren Burger has 'done well'!

Which burgers love to act?

Ham-burgers!