Which burgers love to act?

Ham-burgers!

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Why do neckbeard dentists love Cats the musical?

Because m'cavity.

What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

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What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena

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Which people do the burgers hate?

The ones who are always putting the bite on them!

How far do burgers go in school?

Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!).

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What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger?

Ham Burger is 'well done' and Chief Justice Warren Burger has 'done well'!

Which burgers love to act?

Ham-burgers!