Which burgers love to act?

Ham-burgers!

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What's roughly 6 inches long, has a head on it, and women love it so much that they often blow it?

A 20 dollar bill

Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

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Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday?

He's trying to age disgracefully!

What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

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Where does a burger feel at home?

On the range!

What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!

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Which burgers love to act?

Ham-burgers!

What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger?

Ham Burger is 'well done' and Chief Justice Warren Burger has 'done well'!