Which burgers love to act?

Ham-burgers!

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What's the best way to make friends?

tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."

What is the most common cause of blindness worldwide?

Love.

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What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

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Force of habit.

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What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!

What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger?

Ham Burger is 'well done' and Chief Justice Warren Burger has 'done well'!

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Which burgers love to act?

Ham-burgers!

What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger?

Ham Burger is 'well done' and Chief Justice Warren Burger has 'done well'!