tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."
Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.
You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!
There is lotion and used tissues laying around
Because they are humerus
I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!
Me: Because I'm not paid to be your friend & you say kitchenette.
Women!" "What do we want " "We don't know!" "When do we want it " "Now!"
Because it lasts forever.
100$ bill.
Because he's the best wrapper alive.
With your clothes off
By long distance.
