What's the best way to make friends?

tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?

A: She thought her maxi pad had wings

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if you're on a Starcraft diet?

Not enough minerals.

How British is Adele ?

She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is .

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Who is always your friend at school?

Your princi-pal.

How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman in heaven?

An Angel A crowd of women in heaven - A host of Angels And all women in heaven - PEACE ON EARTH!

Why do women like men with moustaches?

Because they immediately see something about you they can change.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call The Bear who loves philosophy?

winnie the Philosopooh

What did the zit say to the other zit while they were making love?

Yeah you like that you dirty pore

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What's the best way to get bubble gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What's the best way to make pants last?

Make the jacket first.