tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."
A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)
Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.
Go to your room.."
Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas.
M80
When she says she thinks of you like a brother.
Well, one's a cunning runt...
Aunt.
Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.
Because they can get their whole grains.
Don't go to school.
Undercover.
