Why is there no "Lets settle this like women"?

Because it lasts forever.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How many chemicals are crack?

Lets get this done in one sitting.

Why are you here?

And Elsa answers: "Because they don't let me go."

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

a computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy

Why do they call it "Lipstick?

When a woman can easily move her lips after she applies it

Settle Jokes More Settle Jokes

Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.

What is a dad joke?

Punchlines that got married and settled down.