Why is there no "Lets settle this like women"?

Because it lasts forever.

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Why shouldn't you let a Pokemon take a shower with you?

He might Pikachu.

What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How are asymptotes like women?

You can get close to it, but you can't touch it

Why do Russians have so many bear fighting stories?

Because their liquor is strong and their women are hairy.

Settle Jokes More Settle Jokes

Why was Herbert Hoover such a controversial president?

Because he never let the dust settle.

What do call having to settle for buying corn?

Compra maize.