Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

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What university department did the Fonz go do when he needed help paying his tuition?

Financial Ayyyyyyd I'll

Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

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Why does the baker have so many loaves?

Because they bred.

What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

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Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

What does a rock put on when it stinks?

Geodorant.

Crap Jokes More Crap Jokes

When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

What do you call a speech so scary it makes you crap your pants?

A dire rhetoric.

Baker Hand Jokes More Baker Hand Jokes

How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

Why did the baker's hands smell?

Because he kneaded a poo.