Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the stripper need more insurance?

She had little to no coverage.

Why did the students need a ladder to get into school?

It was a high school.

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough

Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough. ........ Sorry I'm drunk

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

Why does Washington DC stink?

Because of the B O

Crap Jokes More Crap Jokes

When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

What does a bad salesman and a toilet have in common?

They are both full of crap.

Baker Hand Jokes More Baker Hand Jokes

How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

Why did the baker's hands smell?

Because he kneaded a poo.