Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

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Why do you need a door then?

I asked him.

How many babies do you need to paint a wall?

It depends how strong you throw them

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What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!

What does a baker wear on his feet?

Loafers.

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Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

What did one smell say to the odor?

You stink at telling jokes."

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What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

Baker Hand Jokes More Baker Hand Jokes

Why were the baker's hands brown?

Because he kneaded a poo.

Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.