Because he needed a crap.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
He's too bright.
He kneaded the dough!
Because he kneaded a poo.
Because they are ugly and they stink.
Because it has a turd in it.
If you're happy and you know it, crap your hands."
Carpet bombing.
He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.
