Why doesn't the sun need to go to University?

He's too bright.

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What pillar doesn't need holding up ?

A caterpillar !

What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What's the opposite of the Sun?

The Guardian.

What do the South and the Sun have in common?

They Both Shall Rise Again!

University Jokes More University Jokes

Where do mushrooms go to university?

The mycollege.

Why your oven doesn't attend an university?

It already has at least hundred degrees