Why doesn't the sun need to go to University?

He's too bright.

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How many spoiled rich girls does it take... ...to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

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Why did the moon marry the sun?

Because the sun is hott.

How many fams does it take to get the sky lit?

Just one sun

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What's the difference between a degree in Theoretical Physics and a theoretical degree in Physics?

One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.

What do you say to someone who studied media at university?

Can I have fries with that please?