Why doesn't the sun need to go to University?

He's too bright.

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What do you call it when an Asian composer really needs the bathroom?

Rover Flows Out Of You.

How are men like noodles?

They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough.

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What's Irish and lies around in the sun all day?

Patty O'Furniture.

Why can we never actually see the sun?

Because it's in da-skies!

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What university did Lil Jon go to?

YAAAAAAAAALE

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.