Why doesn't the sun need to go to University?

He's too bright.

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What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

a STRAWberry. ...I'll go...

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What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?

A runny bunny.

How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

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Where do galaxies go to college?

University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you :)

What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!