He's too bright.
He grabs a hoe.
You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.
Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture
Because it's in da-skies!
None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.
To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.