Why doesn't the sun need to go to University?

He's too bright.

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Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ?

Cats can't drive !

What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

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What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.

What gets less rain than the Sahara Desert?

The sun!

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Which university has the most muslims?

SUNY

What subject did the Warlock major in at University?

Fel-osophy