Why doesn't the sun need to go to University?

He's too bright.

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How many Mexicans do you need to change a Lightbulb?

Juan.

What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.

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Why was the Sun mad at all the clouds?

Because they kept throwin shade

What flower loves to be in the sun?

Sunflower.

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What do you say to someone who studied media at university?

Can I have fries with that please?

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.