Why can we never actually see the sun?

Because it's in da-skies!

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What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

Why don't black people lay in the sun?

because it's 92.96 million miles away.

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Why can we never actually see the sun?

Because it's in da-skies!

Why do Transformers always have their heads in the clouds?

They're robots in da skies.