How did the Scot die?

He got kilt.

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What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

Why did the blonde feminist want to be cremated when she died?

She thought a traditional burial would be too bio-degrading.

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How did the Scot die?

He got kilt.

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

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What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scot?

One says "hey, you, get off of my cloud", and the other says "hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe".

What's the difference between a German and a Scot?

The German knows when he's not speaking English.