How did the Scot die?

He got kilt.

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Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.

Why do more men die in car crashes than woman?

Because women are at the wheel.

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Why do the Scottish wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away

What do you call a man with a kilt over his head ?

Scott !

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Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

How many Scots didn't turn up to vote?

One in Fife