How did the Scot die?

He got kilt.

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What did Orville say when Keith Harris died?

Nothing.

How does John Marston take a shower?

1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning

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How did the Scot die?

He got kilt.

How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.

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How many Scots didn't turn up to vote?

One in Fife

Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff?

So it would push back.