Scot Jokes

How did the Scot die?

He got kilt.

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How many Scots didn't turn up to vote?

One in Fife

Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff?

So it would push back.

Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scot?

One says "hey, you, get off of my cloud", and the other says "hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe".

What's the difference between a German and a Scot?

The German knows when he's not speaking English.