Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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Why did a man bring a ladder to the party?

He heard the drinks were on the house..... I'll see myself out.

Who's the new guy?

And the bartender says, I don't know, but I've heard he's a shady character!

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What wears a bright red suit and knows if you've been naught..or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.

Why do Arabs wear thawbs?

Goats can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep ?

A sheep that can round itself up !

How do Medieval sheep protest prisons?

They storm the baaaastille.

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What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper

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How did the Scot die?

He got kilt.

What does robbing a Scotsman get you?

Kilt

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What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scot?

One says "hey, you, get off of my cloud", and the other says "hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe".

What's the difference between a German and a Scot?

The German knows when he's not speaking English.