Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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Who directed this?

HIM: "A bear attack." ME: "Never heard of him."

What is worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?

1 baby nailed to 10 trees Sure, oldest one in the book but whatever lets hear what you got gang

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What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ?

A petticoat !

Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

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Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What's the longest word in English?

smiles. Because there's a mile between both S.

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What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

What do you call the offspring of a sheep and a gorilla?

haRAMbe

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What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.

Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Because their sheep can hear zippers.

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How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.

Why do the Scottish wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away

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How did the Scot die?

He got kilt.

Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff?

So it would push back.