Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
Did you make that Fermi?
We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.
Because their horns don't work!
Free Willy
Smiles... It has a mile between the two 'S's
Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.
Because sheep would be too obvious.
Steel wool
Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away
My Zipper.
Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
One says "hey, you, get off of my cloud", and the other says "hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe".