Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree?

Whoa did you hear that?

What did the farmer's daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or "That'll do pig, that'll do." I have heard it both ways.

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Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"

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What's the longest verb in the English language?

Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.

Why do Arabs wear thawbs?

Goats can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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What do you call the offspring of a sheep and a gorilla?

haRAMbe

What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

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Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

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What does robbing a Scotsman get you?

Kilt

Why do the Scottish wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away

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What's the difference between a German and a Scot?

The German knows when he's not speaking English.

How did the Scot die?

He got kilt.