Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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It cracked.

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Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.

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Me: Oh, you'd be there, too

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boooooooooooooots

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Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

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Ask Apple.

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Why do the Scottish wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away

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My zipper.

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How do you tell 2 Scotsmen apart?

You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!

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Kilt

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Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff?

So it would push back.

Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.