Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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What's a caterpillar afraid of?

A dogerpillar (Thank you Laffy Taffy for the worst best joke I've ever heard)

Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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How can you tell if a Mexican is feeling sad?

They're wearing a SOMBERERO

How does a Ethiopian show that they are rich?

They wear a rolex watch around their waist.

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Why do the Irish wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

Why do the Scottish wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away

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What did the sheep say to the farmers crop?

This is baaaad.

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

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Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What has 125 teeth and prevents a savage beast from escaping?

My zipper.

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What do you call a man with a kilt over his head ?

Scott !

Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

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How did the Scot die?

He got kilt.

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scot?

One says "hey, you, get off of my cloud", and the other says "hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe".