Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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Whatever you want, he can't hear you..

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He heard little boys pants were 50% off...

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No- Good. Yes- That's too much.

What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

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Post...repost.....repost....repost...repost...

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Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.

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A sheep that can round itself up !

Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

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What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What's the difference between a German and a Scot?

The German knows when he's not speaking English.