What has 125 teeth and prevents a savage beast from escaping?

My zipper.

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What did the gamer say to the fleeing prisoner?

Run! escape!

What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

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Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.

Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

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What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper

Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Because their sheep can hear zippers.