What has 125 teeth and prevents a savage beast from escaping?

My zipper.

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Why did Dory warn Nemo about escaping through the toilet?

Because it was a sewer side mission!

What has 125 teeth and prevents a savage beast from escaping?

My zipper.

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What has 125 teeth and prevents a savage beast from escaping?

My zipper.

How do you prevent 9/11?

Make it a Malaysian airlines flight.

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What has over a hundred teeth and keeps back Godzilla?

my zipper!

Why do Arabs wear thawbs?

Goats can hear a zipper from a mile away.