What has 125 teeth and prevents a savage beast from escaping?

My zipper.

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Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

How did the haunted house escape foreclosure?

it was repossessed

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Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

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What has 72 teeth and holds back the hulk?

My zipper.

What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper