Why was Jack scared?

Because Jack was bean stalked

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What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.

Why was Jack scared?

Because Jack was bean stalked

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How many beans are in Irish bean soup?

Two-thirty-nine. One more and it'd be too farty.

Why can you trust a coffee roaster?

Because he never spills the beans :-)

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Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!

Why should you avoid people dressed as celery?

They could be stalking you!