Why was Jack scared?

Because Jack was bean stalked

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Why did Jack get a restraining order?

Beanstalking.

Why didn't Rose get an iPhone 7?

She never let go, Jack.

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Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

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Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.