Why was Jack scared?

Because Jack was bean stalked

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Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

Why does the hipster make crappy coffee?

The beans are always under-ground.

What happens when Jack is angry with his beans?

Jack and the beans talk

Stalk Jokes More Stalk Jokes

What do you call 1 black guy being stalked by 200 white guys?

PGA Tour.

Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!