How does a paralympian call home, after winning a medal?

handsfree

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What did you win?

Atrophy

Who would win if Luke Skywalker fought Harry Potter?

Me 5: Me: Get some coffee

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Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the olympic games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

How does North Korea only have four medals so far?

We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time.