Why was 9 mad at 0 after winning a game of bingo?

Because 0 1 2

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Why is it good that the Vietnamese man won first place?

It's a Nguyen-win situation.

Who won the first Tour de France?

The Panzer SS 1st Division

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Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

Where did he touch you as a kid?

that will be an extra $50."

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What does a donkey say?

It says "Hey Shrek, whats up?" (I was 9 when i made this okay)

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.

What game do M Night Shymalan's family play at Christmas?

Secret Satan.

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How do you get 1000 cows into a barn ?

hold a bingo !!

How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?

Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!