Why was 9 mad at 0 after winning a game of bingo?

Because 0 1 2

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Why did the Kenyans win the marathon?

They heard there was water at the end

What is a misogynist?

A misogynist is anyone winning an argument with a feminist.

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What did the frozen scientist say?

It's fine, I'm 0K"

Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

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What does a donkey say?

It says "Hey Shrek, whats up?" (I was 9 when i made this okay)

When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

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Why doesn't Superman watch Game of thrones?

Because he has a LED-TV.

Why did the football team take the short bus to the game?

They needed more downs.

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How do you get 1000 cows into a barn ?

hold a bingo !!

How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?

Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!