instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.
Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!
Turn of madden and go to bed. (I'm an eagles fan)
A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."
Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)
A cottage"
Because they're the ideal gas.
Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home.
Because it's soda pressing
9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)
Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.
Because she wants to rise and shine.
A midnight snack A hot Breakfast