When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

How are you baby?

I am in bed and thinking about you ... And you my dear - I am at a club ... And sitting right behind you!!

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

What do you call a dog that is underwater?

A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What kind of house does Chuck Norris live in?

A roundhouse.

How do you know if hippies have been in your house?

They are still there.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

Who was the best actor in the bible ?

Samson he brought the house down !

9 Jokes More 9 Jokes

What has 9 letters and makes everyone mad?

Clickbait

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9 and annouce windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What do you call a rapper who likes honey for breakfast?

Sugar Puff Daddy

How is your diet going?

Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled " "Cadbury."