What branch of the military did the hipster join?

The Salvation Army.

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Why do you want to join the Secret Service?

Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."

What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ?

He bowled long hops !

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Why do trees have so many friends?

They branch out

What bank do birds open accounts with?

The one with the most branches!

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Why did the military name it's new drone system "Caitlyn Jenner"?

Because it's unmanned

Why Aren't SJW's Allowed In The Military?

They are too trigger-happy.