What branch of the military did the hipster join?

The Salvation Army.

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Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

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Why do trees have so many friends?

They branch out

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What branch of government actually listens to the people?

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What branch of the military did the hipster join?

The Salvation Army.

What branch of the military are horses in?

The NaaaaayyyVY