What branch of the military did the hipster join?

The Salvation Army.

Previous Random Joke Next

Join Jokes More Join Jokes

Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

Why do you want to join the Secret Service?

Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."

Branch Jokes More Branch Jokes

Why was the sapling such a horrible entrepreneur?

Because he couldn't branch out.

What did the poplar tree say to the weeping willow?

Hey pal, you just need to branch out more.

Military Jokes More Military Jokes

Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken

Why Aren't SJW's Allowed In The Military?

They are too trigger-happy.