What branch of the military did the hipster join?

The Salvation Army.

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What's the difference between a brothel and a circus?

Your mother never ran away to join the circus.

Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

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What branch of government actually listens to the people?

What branch of government actually listens to the people?

What bank do birds open accounts with?

The one with the most branches!

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What branch of the military are horses in?

The NaaaaayyyVY

What does the scientist say when asked if Invisibility Cloak will be applicated by the military?

Yes, but you won't see it any time soon.