How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

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How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to change it, and the other one to change it back again.

How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But it takes five episodes.

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How does an SJW screw in a light-bulb?

Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself.

How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

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Why do you want to participate in this guerrilla war?

Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."

What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

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Which Asians have the softest skin?

Laotians

Why don't Asians make good Knights?

Because then there would be a chink in the armor.

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How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

How many optometrist does it take to change a lightbulb?

1 or 2 1... Or 2 1 or 2