2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.
How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None - it's probably screwed it too tight anyhow!
Lulz!!! etc etc etc :-D
In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue."
None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!
Describes mother* *Gets a copy of picture* *Gives it to mum as late birthday present*
Shellfies
They don't know how to drive.
A cross-wok.
1 or 2 1... Or 2 1 or 2