How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

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How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark.

How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Change it to what

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How many FIFA officials does it take to change a light bulb?

None**. They operate in the **dark**.

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

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Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

How does Santa Claus take pictures?

With his North Pole-aroid.

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What do you call an intersection where a lot of Asians cross?

A cross-wok.

Why do Asians prefer Sony?

Because it's a stereo type

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How many optometrist does it take to change a lightbulb?

1 or 2 1... Or 2 1 or 2

How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.