What do you call an intersection where a lot of Asians cross?

A cross-wok.

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Why did Lt. Lenk and Sgt. Colborn cross the road?

To put the bones on the other side.

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

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What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

What do you call an Asian who breaks a lot of wind?

Fa Ting

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How does the Asian chef get to work?

He woks.

What do you call a Chinese kid playing college football?

A wok on.

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Why do happy Asians always have dirty hands?

If you're happy and you know it, crap your hands."

Why are Asians no good a football ( soccer) ?

Because whenever they get a corner they open a shop !

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What do you call an intersection where a lot of Asians cross?

A cross-wok.

What does a traffic cop do when he wins some money?

Buys an intersection for a private business work.