What do you call an intersection where a lot of Asians cross?

A cross-wok.

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How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

What do you get when you cross my brain with a cat?

A cat.

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Why don't paperclips move around a lot?

They like being stationery.

What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.

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What do you call a Chinese kid playing college football?

A wok on.

How do you fire a Chinese cook?

Ask him to take wok.

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Why are there so many Asians?

Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it.

What do the Chinese call their spies?

Secret Asians.

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How is crossing an intersection like going to jail?

If you're a white man, you're free to walk.

What do you call an intersection where a lot of Asians cross?

A cross-wok.