What do you call an intersection where a lot of Asians cross?

A cross-wok.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn't the bird cross the road?

It chickened out.

Why did the bigamist cross the road?

To get to the other bride.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why don't paperclips move around a lot?

They like being stationery.

Why was the ghost sad?

A lot of different reasons.

Wok Jokes More Wok Jokes

What do you call a Chinese kid playing college football?

A wok on.

What do you call a Chinese fly with no wings?

A wok.

Asians Jokes More Asians Jokes

How do Asians name their babies?

They throw a drawer of silverware down the stairs and name it whatever sound it makes.

Why don't Asians make good Knights?

Because then there would be a chink in the armor.

Intersection Jokes More Intersection Jokes

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

How is crossing an intersection like going to jail?

If you're a white man, you're free to walk.