What do you call an intersection where a lot of Asians cross?

A cross-wok.

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Why did the dog cross the road?

A: Because it was the chickens day off.

What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.

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Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

What did Woody say to Buzz?

A lot. There were 3 movies.

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How do you fire a Chinese cook?

Ask him to take wok.

What's the top selling book of all time in Korea?

101 Ways to Wok Your Dog

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What do the Chinese call their spies?

Secret Asians.

Why don't Asians get constipated?

Because of their frequent bow movements.

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What do you call an intersection where a lot of Asians cross?

A cross-wok.

How does a blond cross the road?

A brunette is on a busy street across from a department store she needs to visit, and is looking for an intersection to cross over when she spots a blonde walking out of the store. The brunette waves and calls out over the traffic noise, "hey there! How do I get to the other side?" The blonde looks confused and calls back, "you ARE on the other side!"