What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How did the bird get his bluetooth to work?

He had to parrot.

Who's there ! Bach ! Bach who ?

Bach to work!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do blind people drive?

A cataract.

What's the fastest way to drive through Louisiana?

Drive the route with Les Miles! ... I'll see myself out.

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

How can you say you don't have any outstanding tickets?

Driver: They're all in the glove compartment.

What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?

Accident Jokes More Accident Jokes

What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

A: She moved.

What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

Brake Jokes More Brake Jokes

How do you top a car?

You tep on the brake, toopid.

What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

Rush Jokes More Rush Jokes

Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: Let's not rush things, OK

Intersection Jokes More Intersection Jokes

How is crossing an intersection like going to jail?

If you're a white man, you're free to walk.

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.