Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.
Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.
An e-cigger. I'm going to hell for thinking of this.
He keeps missing his train
well I'm glad I've gotten that cleared up
So when he drove by people would say, "Hey, look at that S car go!"
deez nuts
A frog with hiccups !
Because they're bad conductors.
Because they can only semi retire.
An Errorist!
As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)
One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.
You tep on the brake, toopid.
I'll get you next slime!
If you're a white man, you're free to walk.
A cross-wok.
