How is crossing an intersection like going to jail?

If you're a white man, you're free to walk.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why can't the bishop walk straight?

Cause he can only move diagonally

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the guitar teacher go to jail?

He fingered a minor

How is crossing an intersection like going to jail?

If you're a white man, you're free to walk.

White Man Jokes More White Man Jokes

What's the difference between a black man and a white man in the US?

A white man makes it to prison.

What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV?

Sir, you dropped your receipt!"

Intersection Jokes More Intersection Jokes

How is crossing an intersection like going to jail?

If you're a white man, you're free to walk.

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.