Why did the bubblegum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken's legs.

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What did the constipated maths teacher do when he got stuck?

got a pencil and worked it out.

How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick?

cause their cars are always Stalin

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What part of the road is always crying?

A: The breakdown lane.

Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a member of the Westboro Baptist Church?

a retarded gorilla

Bubblegum Jokes More Bubblegum Jokes

Why did the bubblegum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken's legs.

What's the best way to get bubblegum out of your hair?

Cancer