Why did the bubblegum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken's legs.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

How do you make a fire with two sticks?

A: Make sure one is a match!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

Why did Einstein cross the road?

So the other side could get to him

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin?

Pingu-Pong!

Why did jay z cross the road?

Because mr mantis ate my skunk food.

Bubblegum Jokes More Bubblegum Jokes

What gets harder the longer it stays in your mouth?

Bubblegum

What's the best way to get bubblegum out of your hair?

Cancer