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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why are all Quaker truck drivers stuck in the 1980's?

Q:Why are all Quaker truck drivers stuck in the 1980's? A: Because they are Haulin' Oats!

Why cant russians drive stick?

Because they are always Stalin!

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

How can you tell an extrovert mathematician from an introvert mathematician?

An extrovert mathematician will be looking at the other guy's shoes.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.

How can you tell if a person is a vegetarian?

Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

What did the toilet say when he was hitting on another toilet?

On a scale from one to ten, urinate.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

What does Chris Brown tell his friends when he sees Rihanna at a party?

I hit that.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do you stop a woman giving you head?

Marry her.

What did the seamen say to his friend?

It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.

Pooh Jokes More Pooh Jokes

Why was tigger looking down the toilet?

Because he was looking for Pooh!

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

Tigger Jokes More Tigger Jokes

Why does nobody like Tigger?

Because he plays with Pooh.

Why is Tigger always dirty?

Because he plays with Pooh

Little Bit Jokes More Little Bit Jokes

Why do medicine boxes always have a little bit of cotton in them?

To remeber the black man of what he did before he dealt drugs.

What's the difference between the NBA and a pint of Guinness?

Nothing. They're both mostly black, with a little bit of white at the top.

Little Brother Jokes More Little Brother Jokes

Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'

Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!

Nostalgia Jokes More Nostalgia Jokes

Why do black people wear chains?

Nostalgia

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*