Why was Tigger's head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

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What do you say to change the atmosphere at a dinner party?

If were all here, who's looking after Madeline?"

When the hostess at the restaurant says "table for two?

I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".

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What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the toilet?

Because the 'p' is silent.

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Why was Piglet in the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh.

Why does Piglet smell so bad?

Because he always plays with Pooh.

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Why was Tigger always filthy?

Because he was playing with Pooh.

Why does tigger have no friends?

Because he plays with pooh.