Why was Tigger's head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

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Why does an elephant have four feet?

Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.

How do old people check up to see how their friends are doing?

They look in the obituary

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Where does a toilet keep his secrets?

In his diarrhea.

Where do toilets live?

Porcel Lane.

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.

What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately. :p

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Why did Tigger shoot Pooh?

He had an itchy Tigger finger

Why did Tigger look down the toilet?

To find Pooh!