Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the toilet?

Because the P is silent.

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What did the Frenchman say when he saw a dirty toilet?

Eau de Toilette! (eww, the toilet)

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*