How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.

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How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.

How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a lightbulb?

YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN! YOU WEREN'T THERE!

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How many koalas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically just one, as long as he's koalafied.

How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. We don't address hardware issues.

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How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.

What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper.

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What did the guy from Northern Canada have to say about the place?

He wanted Nunavut.

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All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.

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Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe?

Bed

What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

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Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.

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How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.