How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!

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How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet

How many homeless does it take to change a lightbulb?

There's change in a lightbulb

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How many Roman pirates does it take to change a light bulb?

I I

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

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What did the physicist say to the depressed hippy?

There's no such thing as negative energy"

What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building?

Don't do it! You have so much potential!"

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Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe?

Bed

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

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How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.

Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash?

He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado