How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!

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What's the difference between feminism and a $100 bill?

A $100 bill makes change

How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

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How many feminists does it take to change a light-bulb?

THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

How many Mennonites does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.

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What did the physicist say to the depressed hippy?

There's no such thing as negative energy"

What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building?

Don't do it! You have so much potential!"

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What's the most obvious slang word in the Star Wars universe?

Yo, duh.

What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service."

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How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.

Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn