How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!

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How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb?

Do you have a ticket for that?

How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

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How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5. 1 to screw in the light bulb, and 4 to remark on how grand the old one was.

How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

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What did the physicist say to the suicidal guy on the bridge?

Don't do it! You have potential!

What do you get when you combine a blonde woman with a physicist?

A: Marie Curie

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What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service."

How does the universe throw a party?

They planet.

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How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!

What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.